Sometimes My Nose Itches

Eggs with ham and cheese, and a banana.

Yummmmmm.

i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that

(Source: mattruboner2, via emmahasablog)

Ramroepcoenoiwefmkcd.

Goodnight.

Ayyyyeeeeee.

Almost time for work. I’ve got a looooong week ahead of me.

testtheunknown:

heyfunniest:

(Source: laugh-out-loud-johntot, via letssaynotonormal)

dailybunny:

Thanks, Sam!

Bill Cosby (via bitchville)

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